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I’ll keep this one short as I am sure you’re all anxious to get to your trading and to your Friday (yes, that is today).   DV is still on “vacay” [vacay - vacation, abbreviated, derived from the first two syllables (Source: Urban Dictionary)].   I hope you’re having a “stochastic” summer so far [stochastic - a mix of stoked and fantastic - something that is really full on! (Source: Urban Dictionary)].   I’m sure Donny V will check in on Monday with a summer update post.   He will return in a few weeks with his regular “investicles” [investicles – investment articles (Source: Jonny V) -- Also apparently means having the balls to put all your money into an investment that will either make you rich or make you bankrupt (Source: Urban Dictionary)].

Have a good day stock weezels! [stock weezel - A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term. (Source: Urban Dictionary)]

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